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What do history teachers make when they from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!

Father What did the teacher think of from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!

Teacher Did your parents help you with from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

My teacher reminds me of history Shes from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!

Teacher I said to draw a cow from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

Mother Why did you just swallow the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Teacher What came after the stone age from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!

Dad can you help me find the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

Little Monster I hate my teacherMother Monster from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

Teacher Why cant you ever answer any from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Teacher I cant solve this problemAny five from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

Teacher You copies from Freds exam paper from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

Teacher I hope I didnt see you from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

Whats yellow has wheels and lies on from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!

Teacher What family does the octopus belong from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!

Did you hear about the cross eyed from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!

Why did the teacher wear sunglassesBecause his from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

Why was the headmaster worriedBecause there were from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!

Teacher Didnt you hear me call youPupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

Teacher This is the third time Ive from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!